Liz Parker

“I tried a Fazioli once. A Fazioli artist was in town, doing a TSO gig (where I used to work) and I was then working for the venue, Roy Thomson and Massey Hall. No one was around except some lighting crew; the Fazioli was there, on stage off to the side, challenging me to do something about it. It’s like Mt. Everest, you know? “Because it’s THERE.” So I played it. And played it. Oh god. My eyes rolled back into my head. If that’s not an endorsement, I don’t know what is; I can’t keep going because it would have to be censored. I quietly left the stage, heart pounding ….”